kepada jejaka sekalian, puisi ini ikhlas untuk anda
if u're handsome, pls smile... if u don't, pls accept betapa mengong kejam nya anda pada kaum hawa.. tahu?
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u don't , he says u are PROUD
If u DRESS nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him
If u don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose face
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSES u
If u LOVE him,
he will try to LEAVE u (very true huhh?)
If u don't make love with him,
he says u don't love him
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't trust him
If u SCOLD him, u are NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
If u break your PROMISE,
u CANNOT be TRUSTED
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u did well in exam, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are a CRUEL
If HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE !!! & so hard to please..... !!
If u show this to guys,
they will swear it's not true
But if u don't, they say u are SELFISH..
The moral of the story is.............
u guys are nice nonsense..
For guys.. think about it..
For girl.. let's laugh together..
HAHAHA....!!!
p/s : boys. don't treat gadis comel, bijak pandai, mempunyai masa depan yang tinggi sebegitu ok :)
