kepada jejaka sekalian, puisi ini ikhlas untuk anda
if u're handsome, pls smile... if u don't, pls accept betapamengongkejam nya anda pada kaum hawa.. tahu?
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u don't , he says u are PROUD
If u DRESS nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him
If u don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose face
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSES u
If u LOVE him,
he will try to LEAVE u (very true huhh?)
If u don't make love with him,
he says u don't love him
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP
If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't trust him
If u SCOLD him, u are NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
If u break your PROMISE,
u CANNOT be TRUSTED
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u did well in exam, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are a CRUEL
If HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE !!! & so hard to please..... !!
If u show this to guys,
they will swear it's not true
But if u don't, they say u are SELFISH..
The moral of the story is.............
u guys are nice nonsense..
For guys.. think about it..
For girl.. let's laugh together..
HAHAHA....!!!
p/s : boys. don't treat gadis comel, bijak pandai, mempunyai masa depan yang tinggi sebegitu ok :)
boys mmg mmg nonsense,
ReplyDeletepluss annoying.
100% agree with you ;)
hihihi..twuk laki twukk..
ReplyDeletethu xper nir...
ReplyDeletehandsome jer..? yg tak handsome?? ker utk hnsome n xhndsome? tpi cam xtrase pon.. emm.. (**ttbe t'pkir something***).. owh pa2t pon...
ReplyDeletegapo nie??? sy xfaham.hehe
ReplyDeletexfham.?? kat atas(entry) tue ade tlis "IF U'RE HNDSOME PLS SMILE" so yg xhensem xyah smile la ye..??
ReplyDeleteyg laen2 tuh abaikan kan.. pnjg plak kalo nak xplain.. huhu... =D peace!!
hihihi pnjg nyer explaination dye..
ReplyDeletexhensem pun smile. hensem also smile. ok :)
owh yeke? k da smile dah.. =D (cute kan..?)
ReplyDeleteeh! btw da 4lo blog nie.. sudi2 lar 4lo mine plak kalo xkberatan.. hehe
eyh belum follow eyh?? kejap yer bang.hihi
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